“Only a good guy with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun who’s trying to stop another good guy with a gun who’s jumping out of his vehicle to run and stop a bad guy with a gun who’s blasting his way into an elementary school to stop a teacher with a phone from tackling a bad guy with a gun who’s trying to stop a dad with a gun who was just driving by from chasing down a different angry kid with a stolen handgun who’s trying to stop a school security guard with a gun from stopping yet another, another, another school shooter armed with armed with a…”